My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
