It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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