fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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