I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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