she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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