"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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