I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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