i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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