is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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