Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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