Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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