I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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