We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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