Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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