im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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