So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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