this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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