i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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