Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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