It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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