I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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