Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
50% drunk capacity currently
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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