I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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