I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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