Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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