If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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