I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
