I'm really into asian looking animals
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We're too hungover to prance.
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