your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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