i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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