when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
