you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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