I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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