Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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