Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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