And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
