i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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