HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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