The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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