We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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