I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
