fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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