i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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