it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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