Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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