he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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