She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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