When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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