So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
i think my cat just said my name.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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