What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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