Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
