if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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