I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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