I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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