so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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