My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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