Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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